Looking for something to do to kill time at work?

Try this:

1. Call a local grocery store

2. Ask for the meat department

3. Ask whoever answers the phone if they carry turducken

Better yet, try doing the above in person.  I guarantee you this is the reply you will get in either scenario:  “A what . . .”  and/or “A turducken . . . hold on”

It’s great fun!